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ive run aground, but whats different is that my hull hits bottom before my low intakes suck up a crab or oyster. praise the lord for something like a boat, that makes this stress relief possible................ thanks for listening

and she said just now as she walked in and saw the corner of my mouth touch my ears, that my checkmate blew her makeup off

you created a smile, and ive set here and done nothing i was supposed to do while my wife was at work, and i cant make up for it with a boat ride, cause shes refused to get in our boats for the past 6 years, because it brought her tears instead of smiles. thanks

cant you move me up to a fool?

im just an old scool redneck whos talking crap, but im also a fool who flys the baddest safe speed boats any genious could make, but heres the secret. we rip off the stupid folks with awesome boats, put motors on them with fake covers claiming to have trolling motors, and suffer the embarrasing...

i might creat a web site with a name similiar to this called ending fishing .com, but there wouldnt be a safe place in the bay to fly my speedboat, due to an overwhelming risk of hitting a fish. tell the chesapeake bay foundation and coastal conservation foundation to stop putting my livelyhood...

are you all still locked in ice? ill bring my propane heater and help you get the smile back on your wind burned frozen faces, and then ill give you wind burned red cheeks, and smile hangovers, and lots of thanks, and best wishes, and hot crabcake suppers if you ever come by here

let me introduce us were just a bunch of rednecks who used to go fishing, till some damn yankee from new york came down here with an attitude 20 years ago, and turned his woods into a mercury graveyard of old school speedboats and powerheads, but somehow he found a tool, i dont know if its that...

smilemaker2 they dont call us the damned fools club for nothing. because ive put i.e.d.s on it now and were suffering the same problem that the economy is, except were running out of powerheads. i wonder if obama could help me if i give him a stimulus in a 2' chop:cheers:

we left the creek one day and all i can figure is we ended up on the red planet because if you look at this picture, i had the bottle, and somebody else had the camera, but also notice that when your on the bay of mars, the lack of gravity must have been the reason we didnt have our helmets on...

hello people, and just as i was about to drink a toast to the beautiful weather, the only ice melted was in my cup. no, the ches bay is ready for the season, and im glad to hear from other boaters, especially the wannabe fools. were not really fools, because we are the safest people who induldge...

i think that my computer burned a piston, or im too stupid to figure it out, or something. but one things for sure, i know how to take the redneck garage off a boat, just pull the tarp off. man, the weather conditions, breed the amunition that feuls us fools. 70 degrees outside today makes my...

hello yo, weather is fair here on the esva ches bay. im an old member of chek, but ive got so many different boats that i was told to come here, but my first love is still my smilemaker1. im looking forward to being a supporting member, and cant wait to show our boats. my motor man (merkman) is...

endless boating brings endless smiles. the ches bay hasnt froze over for years, except up in the creeks. my boats are ready to go, and i was on the bay 2 weeks ago. i feel sorry for the folks up north, but then again, thanks for having a site like this, because i cant imagine being froze in...

let me introduce myself. im a fool, so the people around here say. i dont think so, but thats what they call us, " the damned fools club", and we have 2 members. me, and dave(aka einstein, merkman, superdave, fool) and the name of all of our many boats is " smilemaker ", 1,2,3,4,5,6,7etc. i just...

i hope this place is as fun, cause if it is, ill never have time to get on my computer.

this is almost like my first boat ride, except i was swimming in mom then. something looks familiar here though. this looks the same but different. i could only talk about my 21'enchanter named smilemaker1 back there. i did sneak in sm2, my 23 sangar tunnel. can i mention that me and my best...