found water on mars

[smilemaker]

we left the creek one day and all i can figure is we ended up on the red planet because if you look at this picture, i had the bottle, and somebody else had the camera, but also notice that when your on the bay of mars, the lack of gravity must have been the reason we didnt have our helmets on, as they might have blown off our heads when we left the earth creek. changed the name of the boat to smilemaker 2 after that flight, looks like a bunch of fools to me

 

[smilemaker]

smilemaker2

they dont call us the damned fools club for nothing. because ive put i.e.d.s on it now and were suffering the same problem that the economy is, except were running out of powerheads. i wonder if obama could help me if i give him a stimulus in a 2' chop

 

[smilemaker]

let me introduce us

were just a bunch of rednecks who used to go fishing, till some damn yankee from new york came down here with an attitude 20 years ago, and turned his woods into a mercury graveyard of old school speedboats and powerheads, but somehow he found a tool, i dont know if its that grinder or whiskey, but im saving the 2 litre mixer soda bottles to hold the shavings so i can cash it in for gas money. heres the first boat that turned me to a fool, and last fish i caught was the 1/2 alligator gar hanging out my low water intake tube once i got home to wash the boat off. im almost sure that when that fish heard the 4 blade cleaver half in the water, his teeth were exposed, but he couldnt smile

 

[smilemaker]

i might creat a web site with a name similiar to this called ending fishing .com, but there wouldnt be a safe place in the bay to fly my speedboat, due to an overwhelming risk of hitting a fish. tell the chesapeake bay foundation and coastal conservation foundation to stop putting my livelyhood at risk, because no matter how many people they put out of work for me and my boat motor genious, due to a lack of crabs they claim, that when the day comes that i cant have a crabcake, those vmrc are gettin laid off for not calling in a helicopter to stop me. i cant figure out why a marine police wants to stop my workboat and check my cooler to see if i caught an oversized fish, being ther is no fishing rod in my boat, but ive got an excuse, i caught him with my line pliers when it jumped over the windsheild at 70mph. them feds have pleanty gas for their boats, but when my motor man cant take care of the local waterman, then i cant blow motors, and my livelyhood suffers, and my freezer is empty of crabmeat. but ill promise all my fellow boating friends, that next time those marine police stop me cause im in a speedboat, stopping me to check my oversized fish i caught with my line pliers, they better call the helicopter, and ill get my tax dollars worth of feul when i meet the deputies at the dock, or i might stay at the cabin that night. put me out of business, ill let you have a fun day on the job, but when you destry my livelyhood, you took my smile. ive ran my mouth and fingers on behalf of what has been my life, and i dont own a workboat. i have a speedboat for work. im on time, early, and hungry and smiling. aint told them what will happen when they take my smile.

 

[Chris]

LOL!

It's the "smilemaker-polar-lander" sponsored by captain-morgan!

-Chris

 

[smilemaker]

im just an old scool redneck whos talking crap, but im also a fool who flys the baddest safe speed boats any genious could make, but heres the secret. we rip off the stupid folks with awesome boats, put motors on them with fake covers claiming to have trolling motors, and suffer the embarrasing humilition of pulling classic flying machines to the creek. how you think i feel pulling my 21 enchanter to the creek with a 74 4 stroke on it? smile occurs after i whip 40k$ speed boat and forget all about the 5k i got in it hahaha

 

[smilemaker]

cant you move me up to a fool?

 

[smilemaker]

you created a smile, and ive set here and done nothing i was supposed to do while my wife was at work, and i cant make up for it with a boat ride, cause shes refused to get in our boats for the past 6 years, because it brought her tears instead of smiles. thanks

 

[smilemaker]

and she said just now as she walked in and saw the corner of my mouth touch my ears, that my checkmate blew her makeup off

 

[smilemaker]

ive run aground, but whats different is that my hull hits bottom before my low intakes suck up a crab or oyster. praise the lord for something like a boat, that makes this stress relief possible................ thanks for listening

 

[Chris]

smilemaker, you should post some pics of the Enchanter with the 90 on it.

-Chris

 

[smilemaker]

75/4 stroke cover barely capable of packing the golden 2.5 with red heads in it, and it cost me a hundred bucks, for the cover that is. when the folks at the creek hear and see it blow the blue billowing perfume out, i told them the piston rings went bad. haha its a hand grenade and the cover was 100$ on ebay. you better have a 300 to catch this smile

 

[smilemaker]

underpowered

you try pulling this thing to the creek without a red face of embarassment and try to explain how you just beat a 250 with a 75-4 stroke

 

[smilemaker]

smilemaker 1

we dont even fish no more, because this one was a baby. all it lacked is a slice of cheese and some bread

 

[Einstein]

Damm Fool Club

You be the Presidenti I gotta say Trim out with out dought.......DFC....

 

[Chris]

LOL!

smilemaker, you're on a roll.

Where is the in-watershot of the Check with the 75, 4 Stroker?

Post it up!

-Chris

 

[smilemaker]

yea and a lot too much on that computer boat ride into the early hours sat am and i aint recovered yet on sunday. i got lost at sea after that one. chris, i get carried away sometimes but its all because of our love of this beautiful place where i can launch my boat and be out in the atlantic ocean off from chincoteague inlet in 10 minutes and within 1/2 hour i can be in the chesapeake bay enjoying those smilemaking rides that keep us fools going to work everyday, in that hope of an after work stress relieving ride, that keeps us alive. come on down some time and check out this little spit of land called the eastern shore of va and ill buy you a crabcake sandwich

 

[smilemaker]

hey einstein, its all your fault. finding me cheap boats and building handgrenades turned me into the fool im proud to be. thanks for thinking of the name you thought of that day we took the first ride, smilemaker. was the corners of my mouth really touching my ears. like hart always says, we never would have had fun on the water if it werent for you. i also remember what else you said back in the beginning, let me build you a v6. i aint no fool...

 

[smilemaker]

i need shut up. if this winter dont end so i can get out on my boats, my liver will look like a walnut

 

[smilemaker]

whats up, thought it was endless

no, not winter ill scale back and be serious on here, and you folks better be serious too, because us people were bred with this sh** in our veins:yikes: