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    found water on mars

    whats up, thought it was endless no, not winter ill scale back and be serious on here, and you folks better be serious too, because us people were bred with this sh** in our veins:yikes:
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    Weather

    wait till i clean the mess out the muddy creek wood stove (fisher) just in time not to need it. im tired of being serious, cant i have one day on the creek, ross? its around the corner from clam va and us poor rednecks got it goin on. let me give you a real boat ride, and instead of hvac, ill be...
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    Weather

    i got me a gallon today in 5, im going burn a tankers worth in a summer
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    Weather

    trying not to laugh hey winder & einstein, i was attempting to launch my sm1 today, and a local guy pulled up in the ramp in his 15 full of clams, and i had to ask him to stop looking at my motor and pull his boat up so i could try mine, and he told me he had never seen a low water intake on a...
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    found water on mars

    i need shut up. if this winter dont end so i can get out on my boats, my liver will look like a walnut
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    slow boat forum

    good night folks, hope i didnt draw attention on this fool, as iv got enough problem with the local law enforcement, boat cops, vmrc, coast guard, etc. im getting an airplane now....
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    slow boat forum

    im trying to find 2 75 4 strokes to put on my pontoon boat. or how about a couple 4 stroke 90 covers?
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    slow boat forum

    we aint no fools we make sure that we aint going to bust and sink our boats no more. ever seen underwater handgrenades? i did, day after i watched weightlessness in my pontoon boat, while the cooler was 6' over my head upside down with the ice floating in mid air with my friend upside down in...
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    slow boat forum

    wrong prop fool we should have run it aground and knocked a blade off, so i wouldnt have been so freightned . was that a ski resort, or was the bay all white? i wouldnt have been able to sit down anyway, even if it had a seat in it, but my stern appreciated it. this superboat is really a salt...
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    slow boat forum

    im looking for the slow boat section of this website, so us fools can feel comfortable knowing were posting at the correct place:p
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    boat club

    us folks here on the shore have a few folks who have earned the nickname " damned fools club" mostly because were known for wanting to go flying in extreme conditions, and it seems like every time einstein and i ( only members) give a new victom a ride, they swear they will never go again, but...
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    fill your gas tanks, cause here i come

    oh, about 50 hahaha
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    fill your gas tanks, cause here i come

    darn weather has grounded us again this wknd. rain feels like bullets, but there is one thing good about it, and that einstein is in the shop working on something that is going to have my knees shaking and unable to speak one day this summer, and im scared hes going to put it on the 15 baby...
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    found water on mars

    hey einstein, its all your fault. finding me cheap boats and building handgrenades turned me into the fool im proud to be. thanks for thinking of the name you thought of that day we took the first ride, smilemaker. was the corners of my mouth really touching my ears. like hart always says, we...
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    found water on mars

    yea and a lot too much on that computer boat ride into the early hours sat am and i aint recovered yet on sunday. i got lost at sea after that one. chris, i get carried away sometimes but its all because of our love of this beautiful place where i can launch my boat and be out in the atlantic...
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    found water on mars

    smilemaker 1 we dont even fish no more, because this one was a baby. all it lacked is a slice of cheese and some bread
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    found water on mars

    underpowered you try pulling this thing to the creek without a red face of embarassment and try to explain how you just beat a 250 with a 75-4 stroke:thumb:
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    found water on mars

    75/4 stroke cover barely capable of packing the golden 2.5 with red heads in it, and it cost me a hundred bucks, for the cover that is. when the folks at the creek hear and see it blow the blue billowing perfume out, i told them the piston rings went bad. haha its a hand grenade and the cover...
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    ~~ Just a reminder ~~

    let me translate that garbage i just posted into the fact that i wish you folks could come down and visit our lifestyles, and that i wouldnt have to feel lost if i was to take a family vacation up north. just look for a fool pulling a 21 enchanter with a 75 on it, and the cover cost me 100$ on...
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    ~~ Just a reminder ~~

    get ready chris, how serious do you think that wheel bearing grease seems to us real folks? do you know madoff? for people like myself, a poor redneck with some bad ass boats, my only retirement is going to be death, and my sorrow and sadness i live everyday knowing i wont be here to help my...
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