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come on friends, help an old redneck chesapeake bay fool find a lefthand gearcase for his sangar alleycat, and youll get the ride to tangeir island & back, complete crabmeat experience, & then the chincoteague island hardshell experience, oysters & clams, all within 12 hours of daylight due to...

smilemaker charters just sit still fool and be quiet. we aint pulled up an this tump in the middle of the bay for nothing. cast your rod, set the clicker, and keep the gaf hook in the other hand without beer. first peeler run is coming, and i wont catch a fish if i catch a left hand gearcase

20 inch lefty it will fit the 2.4 or 2.5 either or. the shipping it here wont be cheap, but if you guarantee its good, or if you can hook us eastern shore fools up with parts, we would appreciate the help from you folks down in the boat capital. got a friend down there, gunscoot@aol.com, whos...

im shouting :yell: hear me? i want it, i need it. how can i get it? dont forget im a redneck, so your price depends on whether ill have gas money left to use it. found the other on ebay & it was a racing case, only in forward all the time. dont need reverse, as we only like go forward. how can...

merkman repairs inc i ordered a 200 & when i went to pick up my classic checkmate, einstein had ripped me off with a 75-4 stroke, until i pulled the cover off:lol:

check out the smile this is what your face looks like when you fly on our smilemakers, even when they blow up, especially when they blow up, & you didnt get hit by schrapnel flying out of einsteins handgrenades. i still cant figure out how that blade broke off my chopper & flew a quater mile in...

smilemaker 24 i dont know how much my jaw muscles will take, but the smile kept me from biting my cheeks during small craft advisory at 70, & along with smile, caused deafness, inability to walk on legs on the dock, & a sick feeling for 3 hours after getting on land. its wild how all your...

heres the boat that made us neary overdose on adrenalin, & made our cheeks always in a smile position:D. this was only the beginning, of making smiles, with smilemakers;)

einstein told me to buy this old classic enchanter, so i bought boat motor (2.4 200) & trailer for 2500.00 from some old salt in delaware, & first ride turned into my first flight 7 years ago, & after we stopped from first ride, dave said greg, you need to name this SMILEMAKER, because the...

you wont believe me, i dont believe my eyes either. my tach is right on the mph w my gps, so the other day after oming from tangeir island after working all day, i always scream my grenade for the last mile up the creek. after 45-5k all day, i told my helper, here we go, & right when i pushed...

hey fool i just heard the first complimate from a waterman today that you were a genious, and he said that 75 was the most beautiful creation he had ever seen. how you think i feel? his cheek mustles aint hurting as much as minesuper dave packed a 2.5 handgrenade into a 75-4 stroke cover. hes god.

the stuff in my cup is not beer, because beer gets me drunk too quick. i drink what i call nectar of the gods, black magic, black velvet and ginger ale, and thers one in my hand right now. cant go boating cause is raining like crazy. im 24/7/365 when it comes to flying boats. chincoteague island...

smilemaker rules i would want to avoid ever comparing any high priced boats to a smilemaker, and dont look at both same time. transome looks like it might break off from the cracks, do to it being a crackmate, but think of crabcake im going to buy you when you beat me to tangeir. bring your...

whos this dave? i hope he aint some freak who knows rick. fast boats scare me. i dont want speed. speedboating cant be measured in miles per hour around this bunch of fools. you forgot. its how close the corner of your mouth gets to your ear, and if you made it back to the dock without running...

sorry to tell dave that he just lost his prop, and he cant get it back until he goes dolphin watching, sees were there used to be a ship wreck, and makes my boat go fast. im tired of smiling..

need a lefthand gearcase for a 200 merk. my tunnel is dead in the yard, after my friends said they seen the props 3' out the water. i guess it must have dried up. i did too before i idoled in for an hour on the right hand, after the 2 minute flight to get out there. need a 20 lefty, it dont need...

im picking up 10 lbs fresh picked crabmeat, and my friend wont know it. they should pitch in on feul. i dont play around, i smile

hello endless boating and thanks for ending this winter. i got swamped in my bull sht i talk. but i dont talk sh when it comes to my pleasure, family and fun. just cause my wife and my motor builder wont get in my boat shouldnt make you puss out. get in, i promise, ill go slow...

sorry about that, my cup ran over my mouth, but my dedication and devotion to making sure my smilemaking speed boats wont ever be beat, assures me that lifting the powerhead off of my 75 last wknd after blowing it up, and hearing einstein saying its ready tomorrow, makes the bad week ive had...

heres my message to all. ive not received one cent of a stimulus dollar, and i dont need it where i come from. im overwhelmed with work to the point i dont want no more. im lucky to be a fool. obama gets a free ride and all the crab cakes he can eat, but he gets a ride back, when he does...