unfortunately my smilemaker #1 has some new bodily damage. cracked fiberglass all over it, missing chunk of hull due to low tide, bent prop due to global warming taking peices of my dock floating me for the hit. whats worse of all is i ran out of gas because i forgot to buy some before i went out. bring it on, aint no race for speed or see who can beat the other anymore, because your boat might crack up like mine, but mine aint going bust when you enter that rhealm of bay chop, that leaves my friends with smile hangovers. cant make it to work cause cheeks are hurting, fools. 
bring me a million for gas wait till we black out the heavy arterilly
hear me? i want it, i need it. how can i get it? dont forget im a redneck, so your price depends on whether ill have gas money left to use it. found the other on ebay & it was a racing case, only in forward all the time. dont need reverse, as we only like go forward. how can we communicate? you tell me. cant get this one apart, and even if dave could, i probably wouldnt make it in after we fixed it anyway. you know us redneck fools. whats the price? 757-710-0097dave is a new yorker turned redneck, who doesnt know anything other than a mercury motor. hes old school mercury einstein, specializing in powerheads. even when people out on the bay cant see me, they know what his motors sound like. 1 of a kind, handgrenades. i would never have had fun cruising & fishing, until i met dave who turned me on to flying boatssat on here all night talking to myself in blackout. thats what happens when i get jonzing for a boat flight. its sunday & im going, & ill take som pics.
merkman repairs, aka damned fools club, dave for president, heres whats coming next
